Meeting the people your parents want you to.
lolzpicx: How they want me to act How I actually act
When your friend accidently touches your ass.
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Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Teacher: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have left then?
Me: 10 and a dead body.
The awkward moment when you're being sarcastic and... →
lolzpicx: Happens all the time. I need a “sarcasm” sign.
When your mom tells you to wash the dishes
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When your friends come to you for advice:
lolzpicx: “good… good, you’ve come to the right place.”